My Destiny To Have A Beard

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I've been doing some thinking, and I think that my destiny* wants me to have a beard. Let's take a quick walk through my past, shall we?

First, I was into woodworking. I described it as, "My first great passion." Observe this picture. It's the first hit on google images for the word "woodworker".

Woodworker

Next, after sort of putting woodworking aside for a while, I got really into hiking; thru hiking to be precise. This picture is the third or fourth hit for "thru hiker" on google images, but I hasten to add that it is the first hit that contains a picture of a person.

Thru-Hiker

Finally, as you may have noticed, I'm pretty into Linux these days. It's could be a phase as well (we'll see), but observe this image, also pulled from google images. Admittedly it's not hit number one, but I don't count pictures of college kids or penguins out of principle.

Linux Guy

So. It seems I should have a beard. There is a problem with this plan though, and to illustrate that problem, I have this picture of me, when I tried it for myself. Damn.

Bearded me


What will come after Linux? Will it be Lumberjack or hippie...time will tell.

*Destiny is a load of bunk, and we all know it deep down.

who's the linux guy with the beard?

i'm sure just about any photo of Stallman would do the trick as well.

Mine's growing now as well. Try it again, it might come out a little fuller.

How do you feel about beard dandruff?

Beard dandruff is NOT ok. That's how I feel about it.

Why, pray, do you ask?

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